A blonde was driving down a country road one day, when she looked out into an open field and saw another blonde sitting in a rowboat about 50 yrds out. She pulls over and calls out to the girl in the boat, "What are you doing out there??" The blonde in the boat replies, "I rowed out here and got stuck." The girl calls back out there, "You dumb b*tch, you make the rest of us blondes look bad. If I had a boat, I'd row out there and kick your *ss myself!!"



R.I.P. JessE Gerard 7.11.87 - 1.25.08
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Mexican Ghost Story
This happened in a little town in New Mexico, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's absolutely true:
This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark and stormy night. The night was cold and wet and no cars went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly, he saw a car coming towards him and stopped. The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car, closed the door, and only then realized that there was nobody behind the wheel!
The car starts going again, very slowly. The guy looks at the road and sees a curve coming his way. Scared, he starts to pray and begs for his life. Just before the car hits the curve, a hand appears through the driver's window and turns the wheel. The guy, paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared each time the car approached a curve. Gathering his strength, he gets out of the car and runs all the way to the nearest town.
Wet and in shock, he goes into a cantina, asks for two shots of tequila and starts telling everybody about the horrible experience he just went through. A silence enveloped everyone when they realized the guy was crying hysterically and wasn't drunk.
About a half hour later, two other guys walk into the same cantina and one said to the other,
"Mira, vato. That's the Pendejo that got in the car while we were pushing it!"




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R.I.P. JessE Gerard 7.11.87 - 1.25.08
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